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5 Reactions You Get When You Toast A Nigerian Guy

Nigerian guys have plenty wahala.
They constantly rag on Naija babes for never making the first
move. They have dedicated many memes to our inability to
make the first move.

 But Naija girls do make the first move sometimes. Check out
some of the reactions you get when you toast any Nigerian
guy:
1. Disbelief
Your typical Nigerian guy won’t believe it. Ha, so this girl is
hitting on me? Am I safe? Does she know I have money? And
many questions that echo disbelief go through his mind.
2. Then he starts to form
Almost every Nigerian guy has a touch of the Yoruba demon.
Because he knows you like him and you made the first move,
he will now start forming like the baby boy he is. 
3. Plenty Advice
Nigerian guys love to act sanctimonious (like say na them holy
pass). They will now start forming big brother with advice.
Telling you how it’s not right for a girl to make the first move.
“ We can’t win with these Naija guys!  
4. Spread the news
A girl toasting a Nigerian guy is like the earth suddenly having
two moons. He just has to point it out to every of his friends.
He’ll be spreading the news that you toasted him faster than
radio Katanga. 
5. Then it hits him!
He has now decided to say yes but you have moved on since
he was being childish. He now realises he has made a huge
mistake: 

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